Hi, its me, Angela, telling you how you can SAVE THE WORLD!!
Ok, I bet everyone here knows about the vampire craze going around, helped spread by Twilight fans, right? Well, I'm not talking about those types, because we all know that they don't exist. The type I'm talking about are little things with pointy teeth which suck electricity. Power vampires, a.k.a., TV's, radios, laptops, computers, DVD players, Clocks, Ipod and cellphone chargers, or, anything with a digital clock, remote control, or charger. I know that you used to think that your house was free from mosters. WRONG. Practically everyone's house is invaded, and has been taken over by vampires. But, if we can't get rid of them the usual ways, wooden stake in the heart, sunshine, crosses, garlic, how
can we get rid of them?? Thats what I'm going to be instructing you on today. (I bet you've never thought killing
vampires was good for the enviroment, am I right??)
1. This is the most important.
unplug everything. If you aren't going to use it in the next two hours, turn it off. Don't just click the "Off" button, because even if it says off, if it is still plugged in, it will still be using electricity.
2. do you really need everything? do you actually need two digital clocks in one room? No? get rid of the extra one. Do you think your actually going to use that TV in the bathroom? (Even if you don't believe me, I saw a house where there was a TV in the bathroom.) No? get rid of it, or at least unplug it.
3. Power strips. plug your cellphone chargers, computer, Ipod docks, whatever, plug it to a power strip. well, not the computer, but small things, things you don't use when your out of the room. When you leave the room, turn the power strip off. this is what I do myself to our downstairs TV.
4. when your cellphone says it's done charging, remove it from the charger and turn the charger off, or unplug it. if you don't, it will just keep chugging away, using energy which could be used somewhere else.
5. TELL OTHER PEOPLE!!! Just like you wouldn't keep it a secret if you actually had a vampire who wanted to suck your blood running around in your house, don't keep power vampires a secret! tell your friends! get a "hunt a vampire" club together. do something!!! before they take over the world!!! ahhhh!
oh, and check out these two sites.
grinning planet's ariticle on power vampiresGreen home's article on power vampires. thanks for reading. check back soon, for more ways to SAVE THE WORLD!!
from me or Cat.